- The t.p. in this house sucks. Curtis wanted to try something new and bought a case of Scots? from Costco... it's HORRIBLE. I feel like I'm at the airport everytime I go potty!
- A few Sundays ago Ethan came downstairs from changing clothes a little too quickly after church. Turns out he had worn a complete outfit of regular clothes under his church clothes to church that day. Including jeans and socks. How uncomfortable is that? And how did I not notice? (Oh wait, just thinking about Sunday mornings makes the answer very obvious!)
- Dinner time around here is outrageous. It goes something like this:
Me: Ok guys, time for dinner, Ethan will you say the prayer?
Jonah: jumps down from his chair and gets batman
Eli: not IN his chair, he's in the family room whining about why his life is so unfair
Ethan: Over talking to Janie Kate in her stroller
Me: wait... wait... ask again
Ethan: ok
Eli: Slowly making his way to the table. Now he's too TIIRRRED!!
Jonah: Showing Batman to JK, oops LIL CAPOO ANNETS, Kashi um paba?
Eli: It's not fair that JONAH gets to sit by JANIE. Runs over and moves her stroller.
Jonah: Screams and pulls back
Janie: Does LIL CAPOO mean tug of war??
Me: Seriously thinking about uncorking that bottle of wine that a co-worker gave Curtis for Christmas. wait... we don't have a corkscrew...
20 minutes later finally we have a prayer that usually has the word doody in it.
Eli: I don't like this. it looks like worms... no POOP!!
Jo: HA HA HA
Ethan: HA HA HA... I have GAS!
Eli: HA HA HA
Jo: HA HA HA
Jo: Henry and Kyle at my school say: WE HAVE GAS! HA HA HA
Ethan: No they don't, you just copied me
Jo: Well they awe SIX!!
Ethan: No they're not, if they were six they would be in Alpine!
Jonah: I have to go potty...(runs to the bathroom hasn't eaten ONE bite)
Eli: I weally don't like this, I wish I could have CANDY
Me: Snorting sound through nose. Eating as fast as I can and still thinking about that wine...
Jonah: comes back way to fast, hasn't washed his hands
Me: totally don't remind him even though I'm a little grossed out
Eli: ok, I'm going to get some candy
Me: get back in your chair and eat your dinner! NOW!
Ethan: When I'm in ninth grade after I build the omnitrix I'm going to build a special suit that's metal underwear and when you push your weiney it makes metal go over your whole body... it will be a metal underwear suit!!
Me: um...(disturbing on so many levels)...
Jonah: Has gotten up and down from his chair at least 5 times since he went potty... now he's laying on the couch with Eli rubbing the food from the ONE bit he took into the cushions.
To be Continued...
p.s. Curtis: Is enjoying nice quiet dinners with adult conversation this week.